Friday Follies

Its been 3 days since I went on that date that I got home so late from and I have not been able to re up on that rest YET. Im so damn tired, I have no idea why the hell Im in here but since I am, I might as well tell yall about my day LOL.

I had the funniest moment on the train this morning. You know how Latinos have a habit of speaking Spanglish - incorporating English phrases in the middle of a Spanish sentence? I thought they were the only people who did that until I found myself sitting next to some Israeli chick who was talking to her friend sitting across from us. I was listening to my Pandora so I thought I was hearing things at first but in the short pause between one song ending and another beginning, I heard it loud and clear: "something, something, something - locked the car with the keys inside - something, something, something" .... I was like what? LOL I was just confused at first until I looked over at another woman who musta heard the same shit I did. She looked up from her kindle and the look on her face was priceless, I couldn't even hold the laughter LOL. Im giggling all over again just thinking about it and Im too tired to be laughing, this is some bullshit LOL.

Then there was the re-re in the line at McDonalds acting like she never been there before. Lady, Im just tryna get some coffee. If you don't pull recall in 3-2-1, we gonna have a problem. Luckily, another register freed up before I found myself in a moment. Got to work just in time for the office gossip about a girl I like slapping a girl I don't like; all better LOL.

A few of us did a group lunch at a crowd fave and I had 3 (count em, THREE) glasses of wine at said lunch. Needless to say there was zero work getting done for the rest of the afternoon. But who am I kidding? I aint really do shit all day, and neither did anybody else so whatever. Looking at our team board, I was in the best position of everybody so I was the last person to give a shit.

I was supposed to meet a few of my coworkers at this place near Union Square for someone's wife's going away party (she was leaving her job) but I had another engagement first. Not sure if I mentioned it but I ran into a guy I went to high school with a couple weeks ago and we had planned to meet for a drink and catch up. Well.... that drink turned into 5 and suffice it to say I never made it to the little shindig. It wasn't even a date but he paid the whole $80-something bill. I was like word? LOL Upside: I had a great time. Downside: I had a great time. It was the worst possible idea in the history of bad fucken ideas. He looks a LOT like Shawn Wayans and is about as perfect in every other way I would want a man to be and he's married. Had the nerve to smell good and gonna tell me any time I wanna meet up for drinks, just hit him up. Fucker. I fucken hate his ass LOL. Im hating LIFE at the moment LOL. The universe is a cruel, cruel place.

And Im going to bed now. Mad LMAO!